UM. YOUR PANTS ARE FALLING.

April 29, 2014


Let's talk about that time I decided to play softball with my co-workers so I can try something new. Then, let's talk about how for nearly four games I batted several times and never ever hit the ball. Third, let's talk about the last time I go to bat and actually hit the ball, throw the bat (apparently a no-no), and then proceed to run only to realize my shorts are a little too loose. Now, let's finish this story with the fact that my shorts didn't actually fall off because luckily (and gracefully) I was holding them up with one hand while trying to run with the other. Let's get the momentum going... Needless to say, I was out. The ball definitely made it into the glove of the first baseman before my galloping body had a chance of touching the base.

Lesson #1: Tighten the string on your shorts.
Lesson #2: Learn how to run again.
Lesson #3: Pat yourself on the back for knowing that without holding your shorts up with one hand, you'd have a much more embarrassing story to tell...

I am so glad that's over. Aren't you?
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13 comments:

  1. Becca4/29/14, 1:14 PM

    My only question is, what are you supposed to do with the bat?

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    1. Melissa Faye4/29/14, 1:45 PM

      You can "throw" the bat gently, you cannot hurl it at someone...Haha.

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  2. Unknown4/29/14, 2:19 PM

    Haha. I love this. And I admire you for sharing this. My most embarrassing moment is tied up in a little bow and never to be opened.

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  3. Anosa4/29/14, 2:46 PM

    hahaha this made me laugh so much but I am glad the shorts didn't fall off.
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  4. Lauren // Pink on the Cheek4/29/14, 3:11 PM

    Yikes!! I played softball one night for my husband's company team and the softball hit me in the foot and I cried. He was the one who was embarrassed, I was just a baby!

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    1. Melissa Faye4/29/14, 3:57 PM

      Oh my goodness! I am sorry you got hit in the foot. A student almost got hit in the head with the ball and my facial expression was priceless. I was in shock!

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  5. Pamela4/29/14, 3:55 PM

    hahah! Oh, I would so throw the bat too!

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  6. Stacey Gibbon4/29/14, 4:48 PM

    At least if gives you a good laugh. Like I always tell my husband {and now my son} "If this is the worst thing that happened to you today - I think you will be fine." :)

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  7. Unknown4/29/14, 7:50 PM

    Haha love it. I would not do well at baseball so good for you for playing!

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  8. LaMode3654/29/14, 9:23 PM

    oh boy, hope you laughed it off afterwards.

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